I am having none of these April Fools shenanigans.

April Fools day is my day off!

albsureashell:

eurekathegoldenstate:

albsureashell:

 

You’d be surprised what some bitches hide in they draw’s.

-touches the sides of her pants- How does one hide… like an underwear gun?

I mean, like a penis. Some chicks have a penis. And a water gun in one’s pants is a euphemism for a penis.

…-face palm-

Well then don’t worry because I don’t have a penis.

fellowstarkid:

Of course we all appreciate Jennifer Lawrence for giving the finger

but now can we appreciate Jennifer Lawrence AFTER she gave the finger 

albsureashell:

eurekathegoldenstate:

albsureashell:

 

Eh…..actual water gun, right?

Yeah, dude. What else?

You’d be surprised what some bitches hide in they draw’s.

-touches the sides of her pants- How does one hide… like an underwear gun?

albsureashell:

eurekathegoldenstate:

albsureashell:

 

Huh….*shrugs*

Thank you anyway. Now I’m off to squirt children with my water gun.

Eh…..actual water gun, right?

Yeah, dude. What else?

albsureashell:

eurekathegoldenstate:

albsureashell:

 

Why not?

I don’t know. I don’t ask.

Huh….*shrugs*

Thank you anyway. Now I’m off to squirt children with my water gun.

albsureashell:

eurekathegoldenstate:

albsureashell:

 

Pff. you’re cute.

Thank you! I uh… don’t get that often.

Why not?

I don’t know. I don’t ask.

albsureashell:

eurekathegoldenstate:

albsureashell:

 

Not watch people do shit.

…I had ice cream and it was delicious.

Pff. you’re cute.

Thank you! I uh… don’t get that often.